Monday, June 17, 2013

Are the Oscars Biased?

       Hey there, internet and all the people wasting their time on it! My name is Jake Mendenhall, author of Critfilms!

     The Academy Awards: Certainly one of the most prestigious and lively events in the film community! Several directors, actors, actresses, and producers gather together into a grand theater to bare witness to the largest gathering of every Jew in Hollywood! They try their best to tolerate whatever B-List or Television actor the Academy chose to host, while eagerly awaiting the nominations for the true prize of the evening: the Golden naked Statue of the later Actor, Emilio Fernandez; better known as, the Oscar. The Oscar awards are given to a number of different categories, such as Best picture, Best actor, Best Actress, Best Director, Best Visual Effects, just to name a few. An Oscar award, to many, is considered the highest badge of Honor any person in the business can ever hope to achieve. It's renowned, it's special, it's unique, it's naked, and it symbolizes that person or film's mark in the history of film!

     Over the past decade or so, the Oscars have come under some heavy criticism themselves. Many chastise the Oscars, calling them "biased," or "closed-minded." They claim that the Academy only seems to pick tear-jerking mellow-dramas, biopics about someone rising from the ashes to become a superstar, films that show the horrors of war, or just any movie that features Meryl Streep. The focus of these arguments center around the belief that the Oscars don't give a fair chance to genre films, such as Science Fiction, Fantasy, Comedy, or Horror. When we take a look at the last twenty or so years of Academy award-winning films, we clearly see that the overwhelming majority of them fit into the categories listed above. So, this leads to a very big question; a question that severely needs to be answered and addressed. Are the Oscars biased?

     The answer is, well...No.

     I know we'd all like to place the blame on the Academy for a movie we cherish or adore not winning an Oscar. In fact, this is the underlining cause as to this ultimate misconception that the Oscars are biased. From my perspective, one of the biggest reasons people seem to think the Oscars are biased is because the general-movie-going audience doesn't really know how the Academy works or what really constitutes an Oscar worthy film. To most people, their thoughts are "Oh man! That movie was great! It should win an Oscar!" or "Hey, (insert actor name here) did a great job as the (insert role here) in that movie! I'll be pissed if (insert gender-specific pronoun here) doesn't get an Oscar for it!" Not to sound too condescending...but that's why I'm here, my darlings! I'm here to clean things up!

     The first REAL question we need to ask is, how does the Academy work exactly? When most people think of the people that keep the Academy running, they probably think of this....
Don't lie...we all know you do...
     When, in actuality, it looks more like this...

Surprised?
     The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, or AMPAS, is made up of over 6,000 actors, directors, film critics, producers, and others that have made significant strides in the film community. It isn't just made up of Angry Old men; in fact, I think Spielberg would be miffed if it was... The Academy is truly made up of literally thousands of contributors that are a part of several diverse categories, that includes Sound Directors, composers, Visual Editors, screenwriters, and so on. It isn't just exclusive to directors and actors. Members are selected by the Academy's board of Governors that act as an executive committee for the entire organization. Membership is very exclusive. Now before we move on, many might be saying to yourself, "OOH! It's Exclusive, and Exclusive = Biased; therfore, the Oscars are Biased!!!!" Not so fast there, skippy. Just because an Organization is exclusive, doesn't necessarily mean it's biased. Think about this: the Academy is responsible for deciding what films, actors, etc will be marked forever in film history. Do you really want some joe-schmoe director or amateur film maker involved in such a big decision? Personally, I would like to see that decision made by those who have the utmost experience and knowledge in the field. Fits better that way.

     This kind of leads me into my next topic: How are the Oscars nominations selected and won? It would be very easy to say that the Oscars only watch a select group of movies every year, while ignoring fantasy and science fiction, but we'll get to that later. Actually, those in the Academy watch EVERY SINGLE film released from January 1st to December 31st of the previous year. They don't just watch the big name studio releases, they also take a look at some of the lesser known titles that are released as well. Ever wonder why you never heard of "the Artist" before it won best picture? Now you do... So, yes, the Academy saw "The Dark Knight," they saw "Kick Ass," and "Perks of Being a Wallflower." Every single movie of the previous year is considered. So, how are the nominees selected? Like I said earlier, the diversity of occupations present in the Academy would be obvious to a blind man. Directors, Actors, Screenwriters, Visual Effects editors, you get it. Nominees in each category are selected and nominated by members in that specific category. Other directors nominate best director, screenwriters nominate Best Adapted Screenplay, and so forth. Best Picture nominees are selected and voted on by the collective group as a whole. The nominees are truly picked by their own peers. One this is done, we have our nominees. These are the lists of movies, actors, directors, etc, that we, the public, are shown sometime in late January/early February. The categories each do a second round of voting to pick the winner, and the members do a collective vote to pick best picture. These are the winners we see walk across the stage on Oscar night. Starting to see my point here?

     Another question arises: What makes a movie "Oscar Worthy?" Many would say that is has to be a good movie...Well derpity derp. Hundreds of "good movies are released every year, but how is it that the Academy only selects 5 to 10 of those every year? Some would argue that they base it entirely on critical opinion. While that is important, that is not always the case. The Academy decides on best picture by seeing what the overwhelming emotions and feels are toward a film. The Academy looks for a few things: an engaging story that is both intellectually and emotionally involving to the audience (sound like something you might look for?), believable and outstanding performances from its cast, relevant and excellent cinematography, superb direction, and an appropriate, moving soundtrack or sound editing. The films that accomplish the most or all of these standards are usually nominated  and voted on by the entire Academy. There's a little more to it than it being just a "good movie." Also, The movies that are selected do not necessarily have to be absolutely timeless, but they have to have something remarkable about them that can possibly stand the test of time. This is why we won't see movies like "the Avengers," or "Grown Ups," or "World War Z," or "The Dark Knight" *gasp* win best picture. Let's be real here...do you really think people are going to remember "the Avengers" once the comic-book movie craze dies out? I don't think so. Films like "the Hurt Locker," or "Argo," or "the Departed" will better stand the test of time, because their entire structure as films will as well. 

     The Academy, I've read, has gotten some requests over the years. People send letters/emails demanding that the Oscars be decided by the public. No. No. No. No. No. A thousand times, No. I direct you to my earlier argument. Do you really want the general audiences, people who probably see 10 movies a year (at the most) to decide what films get placed into film history? Or, would you rather that decision be decided by those who have dedicated their lives and careers to appreciating film? This is why the Academy and I give zero legitimacy towards award shows like the MTV Movie Awards and the Teen's Choice Awards. I tell you, if the public had their way, "the Avengers" and "the Dark Knight Rises" would've taken home every single Oscar at the last show.  I ask again...is that something you really want? I don't.

    I've repeated myself quite a bit in this extensive review, and I fear I'm going to again. At this point, some might still hold their belief that the Academy discriminates against genre films. Well, allow me to pose this point of consideration to you:

          At the 76th Annual Academy awards, "The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King" took home a grand total of 11 Oscars. It literally won every single Oscar it was nominated for. That is a feat that very few movies have ever accomplished in the history of film. Oh guess what? It's a Fantasy film..Still want to play the biased card. Okay...Heath Ledger winning Best supporting Actor in 2009 postmortem for his role as the Joker in "the Dark Knight."
     
     As I have stared before, the Academy watches every single movie that is released before deciding what films should be considered. They don't purposely exclude genre films; "Lord of the Rings" is proof of that. Let me pose this question to you all right now...When you begin to suspect bias of the Academy because the film you really enjoyed wasn't nominated, are you really sure the film you watched was "that" good? 

     Okay, film is subjective, and no opinion of a movie is ever the same, but maybe you need to consider that a lot of people probably didn't feel the same way you did. People seem to think that because they like a film, and their friends like a film, that suddenly, EVERYONE likes that film. It really doesn't work that way. Take a look at a number of film rating/review websites and articles, like Rottentomatoes. Take a look at the diverse reviews people are giving this film, and you'll see what I mean. You might just be surprised to learn why your film wasn't nominated.

     Now, I am not saying that everyone everywhere should agree with what the Academy says blindly. Of course, people should always form their own opinions on movies. That being said, calling the Oscars "biased" because you didn't agree with them or because a movie you liked wasn't nominated is just absolute nonsense. We have to understand that the Academy and the Oscars are made up of people whose job involves film. They appreciate film in ways that the general audience probably can't understand. These prestigious awards stand as representations of what films/performers/filmmakers these acclaimed film appreciators deem worthy enough to be placed in film History. These winners are revered by their own peers as major contributors to cinema, and they should be respected. In conclusion, the same argument stands for the Academy as it stands for all of us: Just because they hold a different opinion than you, does not mean they are wrong. 






     

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

WTF Trailers: Insidious Chapter 2


     Hello to the internet and all you people wasting your time on it! My name is Jake Mendenhall, author of critfilms.blogspot.com! 

     Now if you are like me then you have an unhealthy fascination with horror movies. Unhealthy being one of the biggest understatements of my life. I can't get enough of them! And if you have been paying attention to the streak of horror movies released in the last 10 years...you'd know that there's really nothing to be proud of....








I mean...just to name a few...

     So, yeah, the 21st century has not been graced with such classic horror films that the 20th century was just so lucky to have. That being said, the 21st century has not been without it's few gems. See...I'm not THAT pessimistic... Back in 2011, audiences and horror fans alike were graced with a surprisingly thrilling horror movie, cleverly titled "Insidious." 


Song was creepy as fuck, right?
     Insidious stars Nightowl from "Watchmen"..I mean Patrick Wilson, and his in-film wife, Rose Byrne, the lady with the name you don't know, but the face you recognize because she's been in quite a few movies that you just barely remember. The film centers around their son, Dalton, who goes into comatose after an "insidious" encounter with an evil, flesh-eating demon...just kidding..he fell off a ladder. The family soon becomes overwhelmed with the ghost of Tiny Tim and his merry band of spooky spirits, including an evil, totally-not-a-Darth Maul-ripoff demon. 

     This sounds like the stereotypical haunted house story that has jump scares and all that noise, doesn't it? Well, yeah, that's because it is. That being said, I still could not bring myself to hate this movie. In fact, I loved everything about it. Like this film followed the haunted house story equation to a tee, but it really worked to its advantage. It set itself up in this world with a creepy, almost nightmarish atmosphere. The pacing of this movie tied in so well with the overall delivery of the terror this movie had in store for us! From the get-go..this film get's your heart pounding with tension. Even the jump scares were well-placed and work for the tone of the scene it was in. You knew the jump scares were coming...but you still jumped anyway! Admit it...you did...we all saw it... I will say that the first two acts ran together very smoothly and were very intellectually and emotionally engaging. The third act is a kind of a cheap and strange payoff, but you'll still accept it and have fun. All in all, it is one of the best horror films I have seen in the last ten years, and it still gives me hope that horror films of this century can be saved...In fact..this film was so much fun...that I believe that they couldn't possibly find a way to continue this story and/or bleed it dry....

Oh wait...

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/insidiouschapter2/
 
(Yeah...YouTube hasn't uploaded it yet...give me a break...)

     So, if you just got through watching it, you are probably overcome with joy that such a good movie could develop a thorough and delightfully scary film with...or you could be filled with worry and skepticism and filled with questions that will most likely ruin your excitement for this film....

    The first thing I noticed when I heard about this movie, was the title itself. "Insidious: Chapter 2" No...they aren't Insidious 2...they aren't Insidious Part II...they aren't even Insidious: it's the second one...They are...Insidious: CHAPTER 2. I think the inclusion of the word, Chapter, just makes the film stand out a bit more. It's small...but I like it...

     Now, I have to say...while I'm still very excited for this movie...the trailer isn't really doing it for me. The first thing I noticed in it was the campy, happy-family dialogue. You know the type: 
     "Oh look how playfully we play with each other as a family. We are such a happy family! I'm sure nothing could stop this happy family from being so happy. Oh, look at mom, happily watching her happy husband happily play with their happy children."
     I'm not going to pretend that the dialogue from the first film was perfect or anything, but this is bordering on nauseating...Then the tone takes a pretty big shift..and I was all like.."Okay...time for the good stuff! Time to see a new ghost with new terrifying features and a more "Insidious agenda! Oh...it's the smiling ghost bitch from the last one...oh...." So, yeah..the trailer shows that the film is reusing a few things from the last one: Rocking Horses rocking by themselves...ghosts talking into the baby monitor...Ghosts rudely slamming doors into people's faces. Now, I know a sequel should try its best to demonstrate some connection to the previous movie, but from this trailer, only one word comes to mind..and that word is "Rehash." Hell, even Patrick Wilson goes back into that Nightmarish, black world from the first one; the "Further," they called it! What the hell are you doing, dude? That place had scary ghosts...and you want to go back!? 

     The trailer does do a few good things for me. The first one being the connection with the twist at the end. It seems as if this movie will explain how a certain someone is still here with us. That got my approval. The next thing being that it did have SOME...not many... but some creepy original imagery that I hope will take precedence in this film. 

     The two Insidious films are directed by Asian filmmaker, James Wan, director of the first few "Saw" films, or as I call them.."the Over-hyped movie of over-hyped over-hypedness." They are produced by the same guys who brought you "Paranormal Activity," which are pretty much on the same boat as Saw, but that's a review for another time.. Why am I telling you this? Well, within the last 2 years since Insidious was loved by audiences and critics alike...many horror movies that have come out by these guys have had the phrase, "From the people who brought you INSIDIOUS." shoehorned into their trailers. The name of this movie obviously carries a load of credit with it, so the filmmakers clearly know how to draw in an audience. So my question to them is...Why the hell would you prepare a trailer like this? I mean, his intentions are to clearly build up some sort of hype for this movie before September, so why load up the trailer with the stuff we've already seen from the first one? As a first trailer, you should want to load up as much new material, so that the audiences will start building hype for it, and be disappointed by the rehashed material after they paid for their ticket. It's called marketing, James...learn it! 

    Now, Trailers are deceptive..I know that. A movie can have a piece of shit trailer, but still turn out to be a good film. Vice Versa. Don't believe me. Go and watch the Phantom Menace theatrical trailer and tell me that it didn't look kick ass! Point is...trailers are deceptive. This film could very well be just as good, if not better than the first one, but in all honesty...the trailer isn't doing much for it. I really want to like this film, so I guess I'll have to wait until September 13th....That's a bad omen isn't it? To actually want to wait for Friday the 13th...

     In closing...James Wan, you better not reuse that same demon from the last one. I don't think George Lucas will hold his patience and his lawyers back this time....just saying....




I rant about movies. You will read it and like it!

     Hello to the internet and all you people wasting your time on it! My name is Jake Mendenhall, author of this newly establish and spiffy blog that Google helped me to create! Google is magical, isn't it?

     Anyway! If the title wasn't a dead giveaway, this nice blog is titled, "Critfilms: Movie Rants for people like you." It took me a good five minutes to think of that name... *wipes dust off shoulder* Ever since I was a small child, I've always been fascinated by movies...and sharks... and dinosaurs...Don't judge me. As I have grown over the years, films have become a special part of my life. I've almost gone out of my way to watch as many of them as I can. You call it an obsession...I call it a disorder; a disorder that I have grown attached to. I can't get enough of them.

     I don't consider myself to be one of those snooty film snobs that disregards a movie because it was filmed within a mile of Hollywood. Instead, I consider myself to be a snooty film snob that loves all movies! I'll watch anything...seriously..any movie. I think Titanic is an underrated film...yeah, you heard me right. I still get teary-eyed whenever I see E.T. nearly as dead as roadkill. Jim Carrey still makes me laugh. I hate M. Night Shyamalan for the crimes he's committed against cinema, just like every other warm-blooded human being. And I think Andy Sorkin is pretentious...just like you all do...even if you aren't ready to admit it yet...you will...in time...


     In my spare time I like to watch movies, read about movies, catch up on the latest news...about movies...check the financial market....about movies...find out what's going down on Friday nights....about movies... I think about movies...I dream about movies...I sleep with movies...okay, maybe that's a little far...who the hell dreams about movies? In short, I'm pretty informed when it comes to movies in general. If I don't know about a movie, I'll usually make it my mission for the next 2 to 5 minutes to find out. I'm only human...I haven't seen every movie...yet. We all have our bucket lists..leave me alone!

     Anyway, like the title says, I rant about movies. This could be anything from a review of a movie I just saw, old or new. A rant about some movie rumor. A discussion on a piece of factual movie news or issues. Or even just a shoot-the-shit style rant about how awesome movies are in general. Oh yeah...I cuss...a lot...get used to it. This is the kind of stuff to expect from me!

     If I didn't scare you off already, I really hope that I can entertain you with my "wonderful insight" in the world of movies. I hope you all stick around because I got so many thoughts about movies jammed in my head...might as well let them explode on here! See you guys very soon!











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